Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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