We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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