what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I think I am morally bankrupt
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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