I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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