I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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