Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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