Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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