My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I did not marry a roomba.
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