We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I have post one night stand depression
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