that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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