Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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