Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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