If i come over, it means nothing
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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