So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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