you guys were way drunker than both of me
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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