dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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