My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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