last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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