Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
