I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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