I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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