Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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