well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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