Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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