well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
