Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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