who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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