and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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