people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
the condom got lost in my hair
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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