And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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