I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
