HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
