do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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