I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
well you can't waste a boner
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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