ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
