jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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