I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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