At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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