all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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