dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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