Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
where are my eyebrows?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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