Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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