Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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