let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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