At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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