Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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