To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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