We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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