It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
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say what?
wanna hang out?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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