i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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