It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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