Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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