So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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