Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
how does that bad decision feel?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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